Saturday, June 11, 2011

Trouble in the Hood!!


Well, in the immortal words of Mister Rodgers, it wasn't a beautiful day in our neighborhood. The old Kielbasa train came of the tracks this morning. We were making Kielbasa for Noel's graduation party, when our wonderful neighbor from behind us, rang our door bell and proceeded to throw up all over Dad and I.

She was pitching a fit about us burning her fence and all of its coating off. We explained to her that Olga actually did that two years ago, when she burned the palms from Easter. Well she continued to get huffy and insisted we put wood up against her fence to protect it.

About three minutes later her husband came over and proceeded to take a shit on us. Pop invited him and his son into the kitchen and he began his rant. At one point Pop asked him to be reasonable and that just set him all the way off. He got so loud and animated, that he actually scared his own son, who ran out of the house, we let him rant and rave, when I told him I would take care of it and I would put plywood up to protect his fence.

In the mean time Jody was out getting supplies for his pool, and I told him that we were having a problem with the neighbor, he told me he would be right there. I was busy putting plywood up against his fence and the guy would not quit. He was insisting that I do the whole fence. At this point I had it, and promptly told him in colorful language to go F%$^ him self, just as Jody arrived.

He was screaming at Jody to stop being ignorant, and Jody told him very calmly to call the police. He was screaming at Jody not to put wood on the fire, so of course Jody continued to load up the fire.

The Police arrived about 30 minutes later, and Jody explained the situation to them. They were very calm and spoke to the neighbors as well, and after much talking the Police agreed with us that we were not doing anything illegal, nor were we harming the neighbors.

Well of course it didn't stop there. We were also visited by the Moosic Fire Chief who was called in complaint of us. He spoke with the neighbors and assured them that our fire would not cause any harm to their fence. He also spoke with us, and told us that we did everything we should of.

That is where it ended. We did not have anymore run ins with them and we were able to finish the batch, but I guess it will be like this from here on out. (Oh think twice, its just another day in paradise); (Phil Collins)

Talk to you soon,

Keep em Smoking

TheWebMaster

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well I guess cooking crack is out of the question...

john said...

So.... I'm thinking we make kielbasa a weekly thing